Dildo

From Darfuria

Dildo Buggerins is a male halfling thief from Tibesti.

One of the funniest scenes in The Realm of Darfuria came when Dildo was trying to convince a guard that he was the voice of a god, whilst Dildo remained hidden under the effects of Dust of Disappearance. He made a magical Everhit crossbow appear and the guard was very amazed. Just at that moment, Dildo's invisibilty wore off, so the guard picked up the crossbow and began firing at Dildo who made a hasty escape.

Dildo used to be one of Richard's characters until he left the campaign in 1984 and gave away all his characters. That was when when Cliff took over as Dildo's custodian.